Cuando conozca a mi ídolo voy a hacerle esto:

itsjicknonas:

Yo: MIRÁ BOLUDO, UN PEJELAGARTO!

O: Che… me parece que tenés algo en el escrot…

O si no: Ay mi vida, te hacés el piola y no me respondés en Twitter.

O también: Mirá, tenés el Aconcagua en el orto

Y si no funciona:

Mi ídolo: Qué carajo es un pejelagarto?

Yo: NO IMPORTA, PUTO, NO IMPORTA, VOS BESAME.

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